I Tried A Bidet Sprayer So You Don’t Have To

Michele Merritt
5 min readMar 25, 2020

A little potty humor in this time of our toilet paper dis-content

Toilet paper is a rare commodity these days, but this shortage is likely temporary. Nevertheless, we’ve been staring down the last couple rolls in my house for while now, and mild panic has been stirring.

We have been toying with the idea of installing a bidet for a long while now, but we live…

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Michele Merritt

Philosophy professor. Adoptee. Advocate. Activist. Marathon swimmer. Cheese consumer. I write about dogs a lot. michelemerritt.com